Saturday, October 02, 2010

Farm Aid Horoscope

From Farm Aid Concert Blogger Ryan LaLonde:

Libra
September 23 - October 22
You exhibit balance, justice, truth, beauty and perfection. Your sign is in motion – it is time to be Mr. Happy-Go-Lucky. But take each day One-By-One, planning can lead to a messy outcome. Eat apples. You share your sign with Farm Aid’s John Mellencamp (10/7) and Robert Francis (9/25)

Scorpio
October 23 - November 21
You are often transient, self-willed, purposeful and unyielding. Be on guard and prepared for future events. This is a time for Harvest, Keep your head up and beware of Déjà vu feelings. Eat bok choy. You share your sign with Farm Aid’s Neil Young (11/12).

Sagittarius
November 22 - December 21
You often put philosophical thoughts into, motion, and live with experimentation and optimism. You have smooth sailing till the new moon. It is time for that home renovation – plan to plant that garden you have always wanted. Eat corn.

Capricorn
December 22 - January 19
You abide by your determination, dominance, perseverance and willfulness. This is a practical time for those small investments. It is time to decide if you are going to Stay-Or-Leave. The Awakening approaches. Eat eggs. You share your sign with Farm Aid’s Dave Matthews (1/9) and Lukas Nelson (12/25).

Aquarius
January 20 - February 18
You are quite the humanitarian and exhibit great knowledge, seriousness, and insightfulness. Water will mess up your plans – but make even better memories. Follow the rules, they are watching. Eat green beans.

Pisces
February 19 - March 20
You have a great deal of depth, imagination and Indecisiveness. Time has come to for you to put yourself second, and volunteer with the community. Your spirit will change. Eat Raspberries.

Aries
March 21 - April 19
Most people consider you an active, demanding, determined, effective and ambitious person. But When the Sun Goes Down – the “werewolf” comes out and you like to let loose with no regard for public appearance. When you finally get in bed It Feels Like Home and you reconsider your actions. Eat Snap Peas. You share your sign with Farm Aid’s Kenny Chesney (3/26) and Norah Jones (3/30)

Taurus
April 20 - May 20
People easily sense your security, subtle strength and patience. While you are typically a quiet person you can be quite the Troublemaker when you want to. You are the friend that everyone confides in but has no one to tell your secrets to. Eat okra. You share your sign with Farm Aid’s very own Willie Nelson (4/30)

Gemini
May 21 - June 20
You are considered a good communicator, but are quite indecisive, inquisitive and intelligent. You like to show your true Colors when in an argument. You always have to be right and it leads to relationship issue. Let someone else win for a change. Eat Carrots. You share your sign with Farm Aids’ Amos Lee (6/20)

Cancer
June 21 - July 22
You exhibit great emotion and intensity. While you can be impulsive and selective, your creativity usually prevails with the right outcome. Let loose and go with your heart instead of your brain – you will be surprised how Lucky you are. Eat Salmon. Your share your sign with Farm Aid’s Jason Mraz (6/23)

Leo
July 23 - August 22
Out of your friends you are the one who is ruling, warm, generous and faithful. Be guarded when making financial decisions, this is not the right time and it will not work out in the future. Focus on your education – learn a new hobby even. Eat Pickles.

Virgo
August 23 - September 22
You can be quite practical, reflective and thoughtful. While your personality is like the sun, you are really More Like the Moon. Your reflective personality is your greatest asset. Your best career is as a writer. Eat Peppers. You share your sign with Farm Aid’s Jeff Tweedy (8/25) and 25th Anniversary Concert Host Tavis Smiley (9/13)

3 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:39 AM

    Please leave the roof closed ... less clothes to bring :0)

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  2. Anonymous12:17 AM

    i don't know about the writer part, i do eat a lot of peppers

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  3. Anonymous8:18 PM

    Great job Ryan

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