Saturday, September 30, 2006

Ryan has Your Farm Aid Horoscope

Libra (24 September-23 October)
It may be Just Another Day, however it is Another Place, Another Time, meaning you Gotta Get Back to what you know best. Today you will discover your roots. You share your sign with Farm Aid artists Jerry Lee Lewis (9-29), John Mellencamp (10-7) and Shelby Lynne (10-22) as well as Farm Aid alumni artists Tiffany (10-2), Keb’ Mo (10-3), Tanya Tucker (10-10), John Mayer (10-16), and Alan Jackson (10-17).

Scorpio (24 October-22 November)
There Comes a Time when all the closets must be cleaned out. Call it an autumn cleaning project. But clearing your conscious will clean your life. You share your sign with Farm Aid artists Basil Gabbidon (10-29) of Steel Pulse, Neil Young (11-12) and Pauline Reese (11-13) as well as Farm Aid Alumni artists Bare Naked Ladies’ Ed Robertson (10-25), Keith Urban (10-26), Lyle Lovett (11-1), Joni Mitchell (11-7), and Bonnie Raitt (11-8).

Sagittarius (23 November-22 December)
You need to set your Real Emotions free in your relationship. Don’t worry about how it is taken, it will clear the air and set you on the right path. You share your sign with Farm Aid artist Ringo Garza (11-29) of Los Lonely Boys.


Capricorn (23 December-19 January)

Do you Stay or Leave the memory behind. Dust to Dust, Ashes to Ashes. Moving on is what you know you have to do. Live forward. You share your sign with Farm Aid artists Dave Matthews (1-9) and Steve Earle (1-17) as well as Farm Aid Alumni artists Stephen Stills (1-3), Deana Carter (1-4), and Kid Rock (1-17).


Aquarius (20 January-19 February)

You have been Waiting for a Long Time for this day to come. You decided to buy the ticket, now take the next step that is on your mind.You share your sign with Farm Aid Alumni artists Aaron Neville (1-24), Graham Nash (2-2), Axl Rose (2-6), Garth Brooks (2-7), Sheryl Crow (2-11), and Bare Naked Ladies’ Jim Creeggan (2-12).


Pisces (20 February-20 March)

After today, The Party’s Over. You have had your fun today. Now it is time to focus and get back to work. No more sick days. You share your sign with Farm Aid Alumni artists Lou Reed (3-2) and Bon Jovi (3-2).


Aries (21 March-20 April)

You may not be In the Jailhouse Now, but you are still in the doghouse. Come clean. Everybody but you wants to admit it.You share your sign with Farm Aid Alumni artists Tracy Chapman (3-30) and Loretta Lynn (4-14)


Taurus (21 April-21 May)

You find yourself On The Road Again. Change has begun in your life; find stability in your friends. Family will question your decisions and dislike the change. You share your sign with Farm Aid performing artists Willie Nelson (4-30) and Los Lonely Boys member Henry Garza (5-14) as well as Farm Aid alumni artists EmmyLou Harris (4-2), Iggy Pop (4-21), Billy Joel (5-9), and Darius Rucker (5-13)


Gemini (22 May-22 June)

Now you are Getting Somewhere. Don’t stop the progress you have begun at home. Work will remain unchanged for a bit more. You share your sign with Farm Aid performing artists JoJo Garza (6-4) of Los Lonely Boys, David Hinds (6-15) of Steel Pulse and Allison Moorer (6-21) as well as Farm Aid Alumni artists Jewel (5-23), John Fogerty (5-28), Kris Kristofferson (6-22), and Bare Naked Ladies’ Steve Page (6-22).


Cancer (23 June-23 July)

You have been Out Lasting the Blues for sometime. The time has come for you to face your fear. Take a friend and meet it head on. You share your sign with Farm Aid performing artist Arlo Guthrie (7-10) as well as Farm Aid alumni artists Bare Naked Ladies’ Kevin Hearn (7-3), and Toby Keith (7-8).

Leo (24 July-23 August)
Old Friends are the best friends. They remember you before you changed, even though it was for the good. Give that ole’ pal a call. You share your sign with Farm Aid alumni artists Martina McBride (7-29), George "Buddy" Guy (7-30), David Crosby (8-14), and Lee Ann Womack (8-19).


Virgo (24 August-23 September)

Get a Leg Up on your co-workers. It is your Last Chance to make the move and go for that promotion. You share your sign with Farm Aid alumni artists Bare Naked Ladies’ Tyler Joseph Stewart (9-21), and Julio Iglesias (9-23).

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